kicap ker cicak???

situasi:

ina bru msuk bilik...bru lpas anta buku kt mber die...ak lak dlm keadaan mmkai headfon tp tnpa sbrang lagu dimainkan....mmg hobi ak la tu...

ina: cty...cina mkn kicap tak??

cty: ntah..maner ak tau...ak bkn cina pun...g la tnya org cina....

 ina: ( dlm otak ina...pe kene mgene cina ngn kicap lak)

cty: alaa...katak pun dorg mkn...mkhluk pink pun lg dorg mkn....cicak x mustahil la diorg xmkn...

ina: ooo...yerla diorg mkn ba**(xsbut haa..sbut ba jer)  msak kicap kn....

cty: kalo cmtu kiter nie rumput pun kire mkn laaa....yg ang apsal tiber2 tnya pasal cicak nie??

ina: xder... tadi kami nmpk bilik cina ujong tu ad btol kicap nk abes dah...mknanye dorg mkn la kn kicap

cty: (terkejut ak mndgr)..ang ckp psal aper??kicap ker??

ina: aahla...cty ckp psal aper??

cty: ang xdgr ke ak ckp psal aper td??

ina: kicapla kan...(dgn prasaan yg curious)

cty: ak ckp psal cicak..bkn ang tnya ak psal cicak ker??

ina: xla...kami ckp psal kicap...

cty: yg ang xbtulkn napew??ak dok ckp psal cicak kowt..

ina: laaa...yeker...kami dgr cty cam sbut kicap...ptutla pning gak napew tibe2 cty ad sbut ktak...ba** laa...

cty: laaa...td ang ckp ba** msak kicap tu ak dgr ang mcm ckp ba** mkn cicak...tula ak pun meleret citer psal kiter mkn rumput cmtu..yerla kiter kn mkn lmbu..lmbu mkn rumput...aiyaaa!!!

ksimpulnnya...perbualan kami td syok sndri n pling2 xboleyh bla dua2 pekak...sorg cicak sorg kicap....nie sumer salah bilik cina yg ade btol kicap tu..kalo tak xkn ktorg smbg psal nie punyer...

seyes3!!!naseb ak alert gak last2...aishhh....

  

 p/s   dont mess with da pronounce of 'cicak' n 'kicap'...